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Someone who has a crippling porn addiction
Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn
a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive
hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock
not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.
Shut Up MichaeL we only allow you in here cuz you're a toy for us to abuse.
Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful brown eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. A big nose but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life. He is good with kids, animals and especially at treating women. Very shy and awkward at first but is really adorable and weird after Uve know him for awhile. Mommy’s boy and husband material
Michael is such a great guy, your lucky to have him.
Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
A guy who know how to cheer a girl or a friend up. He is nice unless provoked.
1. Michael is the best person I know!
2. Did you hear Michael has the ladies chasing him?