Emmanuel P Ofori

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.

X^p

"Dead" emoticon.

I drank to much last night and now I feel X^p

P-rad

What you would call some one who is profoundly homosexual

That dude was such a p-rad I almost caught the gay.

P-Stim

Stimulation of the prostate.

I can't get off unless I use a metric fuckton of p-stim.

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

Lauri P

Legendary Master Baker from Finland.

Lauri P ate a lussekatt with both hands and couldn't be a good master baker.