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Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt”
Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”
a nice name but a really cheap person
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chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person
Chris is kind and passionate about the ones who are close to him
He could also be to passionate by acting gay and trying to grab friends dicks
He likes guys and girls
Likes basketball
But favorite game is Fortnite
Is way too overconfident
Chris is a medium weight and height and has a good taste in guys and girls
He’s single and ready to mingle
He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance
When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans
He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting
Me: I have more kills than you
Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.