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fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

by Emberlee77008 follow musically March 5, 2018

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fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 12, 2010

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fuck my ass cause i love jesus

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.

I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017

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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: Iโ€™m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

What I scream at my friends

โ€œFuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK MEโ€

by Chicken nugget lover January 5, 2018

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jesus loves me more than he loves you

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.

Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*

by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021

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