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1: Porn thats like avatar in the sense that its 3-D and shit.
2: Porn that you can watch were its actually you're going to get came on the face, or poked in the face, or you can smell the girls stinkyspeedway.
1: Josh: Wow dude! That dude just came all over my chin!
Wyatt: This 3-D porn is awesome! Its almost like im in her stinkyspeedway!
2: Dude! This 3-D porn is crazy! Its like that guys dick was poking me in the face!
3: Its 3-D and shit.
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A triangle shaped vagina that is every man's dream.
That's quite the snatch you have there. Of course it is... it's because it's a 3 sided vagina.
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A secret code that is a sneaky way of telling an awesome girl that you love her on the internet.
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3 fingers up means that you think yeat is mid
“oh he’s holding up 3 fingers up, he’s saying yeat is mid”
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The best of the Halo line so far. ODST takes you to the human side of the fight against the Covenant taking place before the days of Master Chief. The side effects to letting your loved ones get this game can and will show up at odd moments during the day.
Side effect includes:
1. Randomly yelling about stupid grunts being dumb.
2. Upon the completion of simple tasks using the words epic, legendary, owned, overkill, and/or random muttering about how one 'pwn'd' that shit..
3. Total lack of any kind of attention to the every day life around them.
4. When talking to someone about anything they make reference to something that Master Chief would do in that situation.
5. The forgetting of important dates due to needing to reach 200,000 points on Heroic Lost Platoon for the achievement that will finish off all 8 lvls they have been needing that for.
6. The noted drop in grades going from A's to D's because they wrote a paper on the subject of how Buck was the best player in all of Fire Fight and could easily get way more kills in real life then Sgt. Johnson.
Ex. 1.
Dog runs into wall.
Boy: Stupid dog. Just like a grunt, don't know where it's going...
Ex. 2
Guy talking to friend about his gf.
Friend: Dude I heard your girl was over last night...
Guy: Yeah man. I was like, epically hittin' it too. We went overkill with it...
Friend: Legendary...
Ex. 3
Girl: Hun the dogs need to go out.(30 minutes later) Hun did you let the dogs out?
Guy: (playing Halo 3: ODST) COMMON YOU GRUNT JUST DIE!!
Girl: What the hell?! (5 minutes later) The kitchen is on fire and your mom called, she has cancer..
Guy: Huh. Just give me a few more minutes to kill these brutes and I will let the dog out...
Ex. 4
Kid: Hey man I saw this car go crashing into a wall yesterday.
Friend: Dude if Master Chief had been there he would have blasted the wall before he even got close to crashing...
Ex. 5
Girl: (hands guy a small gift box) Here... Remember what today is?
Guy: Hell yeah. Today is the day I finally get the damn achievement on Heroic for the complete set...
Girl: No. Today was supposed to be out 4th anniversary a**hole.
Ex. 6
Teacher: Well Mrs. Doe your child got that D cause he wrote this for his report on his hero..
Paper: Buck so would have killed like 40,000 brutes before Sgt. Johnson could have even lit his cigar. If I could be anyone when I got older it would be Buck from the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers squad,
Teacher: I think you might need to put him in counciling for video addiction.
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Absolute Worthless Overpriced Crap
"Hey did you get the Play Station 3?"
"No I didn't get that shit, I got the Xbox 360 instead because I have a dick."
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Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.
This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.
Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?
Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3
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