IT CAN WAIT

You use this saying when it can honestly just wait, when u don't give not one single fuk about someone's words or actions.

Her: You trynna fuck ??
Him: IT CAN WAIT

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

we can be cool

He said we can be cool

he said we can be cool about our relationship

Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.

“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”

pop a can

To actually notice something or care about something

Bro you know I pop a can for you

dart cans

Dart cans is a drinking game played by a group of people sitting in a circle with a can of alcohol in front of them and a throwing dart in their hand. The aim is to pierce the can of somebody else. If your can gets pierced you have to shotgun your can.

Matty and Blighty are dominating dart cans!

As you can see

Monkweh's favourite word to summon sacrificial lamb, when you use it random guy will shout "Suck your mom!"

Monkweh: "As you can see my wife is fighting with this Godzilla"
Wife: "Suck your mom!"