A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3
Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*
Chris is a honest and loyal person they usually are tall and have brown hair with Hazel eyes if u see a Chris just know that he is struggling and he needs your help so be there for him, also Chris's are very smart and they can usaul tell if someone is gonna stick around or not so don't lie to the at all and if u do lie then ur just causing them real pain just know there never faking it.
Chris doesn't lie cheat or steal
Chris is a short lazy fuck who cant do shit but is good In school.
Look at chris over there actually passing the test.
Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.
He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum
Chris: YOUR MOM!