American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

The American Piledriver of Destruction

Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!

Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.

American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!

I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

American Eulogy

A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls

Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.

American bitch

An American that acts like a bitch by being selfish, and cruel to people.

Any American that’s verbally be cruel to people is an American bitch.