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apple uglies

another name for “apple fritters

Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!

by UncleScr0oge September 7, 2020


apple popping

the act of hitting apples with golf clubs (with apple exploding)

#1 hey what are you doing??
#2 what does it look like im doin?
#1 hitting apples with ur pitching wedge
#2 ya im apple popping

by the man12345232 December 7, 2011


Shin’s Adam’s Apple

The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.

*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*

Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”

by Continue18 March 1, 2021


apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass

We should apple and meet

by Bob_man666 April 4, 2018


apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013


crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 24, 2009


Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018