(-e=mc2-)

emoticon for smartass

Bill; I told you that was hot.
Jo; Whatever (-e=mc2-)

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e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

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e-chink

small annoying offspring of a mexican, an egyptian, and a chineese person.

Damn e-chinks runnuin in my yard tearin up all the landscaping

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Roof-E

To kindly sprinkle a crushed up pill of Ecstasy into the drink of an unwilling, reluctant, fearful friend. The lucky friend will sip away and eventually begin to roll. Yee-haw!

Ashley: C'mon, Jeremy! Just roll with us, man! Take X just once and I promise it will be THE best night of your life...

Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.

Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!

Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.

Ashley: Exactly :)

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e-mail

A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.

person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!

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E-DUBZ

hair as soft as a golden prarie, his lips as lucious as aphrodite divine, his skateboarding skills as impeccable as any transworld pro...
yeah and super fly smart/ rocked the blazer way before it got cool
aka pretty much the coolest person...evar?!

Molten rock tha...IGNEIOUS! dayammmmmn that kid must be an eric!

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E-nerd

Emotional Nerd/Electronic Nerd One who cries continually at his screen and screams bloody murder at video games.

E-nerd videos are seen continually smashing their keyboards with their computer monitors!

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