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Facebook Twilight

When two guys resembling Edward Cullen and Jacob Black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. She starts to feel like Bella Swan and it's a great big stupid love triangle. The bad parts are- nothing is real, nobody really knows unless it's made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time analyzing everything they put as their status.

Mitch, Bobby, and Lisa were caught in a rad mess of Facebook Twilight. They google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for shit, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. Mitch (Edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins Lisa (Bella)'s life, so obviously Bobby (Jacob) knows he "is better for her than him."

by coolness3981 March 31, 2010

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pulling a facebook

Getting people to enter lots of information into your service with no awareness of a future in which each edit, rather than just the end profile, will be revealed, and then launching a feature that reveals each little edit the person has ever made.

Similar to pulling the rug out from under your software's users, or violating expectations you've created.

"Don't take all of his myspace photos and put them on the homepage. That's like pulling a facebook."

by gleemie October 6, 2006

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Facebook Grandslam

When someone posts and your wall and likes one of your pictures.

I hit a facebook grandslam on Lilly.
Oh bro that sick she's so hot.

by A smit nigga January 26, 2011

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facebook forward

when hot gurls on facebook turnout to be ugly ass in life.

dees cheek online on the face-book. i has seen her after jacking to her hot profil pics. denn ey eez like "lets hang out beetch." and shes like yup. then i bang her place and shes looking like whuuu? looked like my grandmas dog. omg. It Turns Out She Had Made herself facebook forward.

by my dick is mini June 2, 2010

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Facebook Fake-Out

When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out

Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.

Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.

by normalguyz May 23, 2011

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5-o facebook

crimanal profile cop's maintain on individuals

I got busted by the cops , they serched my criminal record (5-o facebook) their was a warrant for my arrest

by mack daddy skrilla January 4, 2010

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Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)

You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!

by Harmsini October 16, 2009

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