Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and canβt stop thinking about them.
Iβm tired of Tommy staring at my package! Heβs such a meat nerd!
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A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! Sheβs such a meat nerd!
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Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.
Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.
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Its when you see a guy with short legs and a short torso whos body shape Is circular/round and waddles around instead of walking. Whos usually goes by the name J. Who talks too much in the weight room and cant say Noo to eating out all the time. Someone who thinks they are the ish in throwing. And someone who is fat but buff.
Dammmn chunky meat! You need to calm down on that burger!
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Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.
Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.
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"Fuckin' "meat bird" at the bar thought she was pretty damn hot, eh. I mean, she has a cute face but I'll bet she can't even wipe her own ass"
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