Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
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You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole
"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head
A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.
Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.
when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat
jay jones is straight pussy . he slangs he's hard but he wont come see me
When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.
Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.
Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.