That makes one of us

Sarcastic way to tell someone you disagree

Person 1: I thought that movie was great!

Person 2: That makes one of us

Person 1: I'd hit that

Person 2: That makes one of us

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Sick one

When your friends say something that is not true or extremely retarded or do something that is extremely retarded

Person: "You have as many brain cells as a fucking ant"
You: "sick one mate"

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One True Love

Someone that you would gladly do anything for and keep them happy even if you lose everything Because of it. Your otl is someone that you believe in no matter what if they cry you cry if they hurt you hurt.

Olivia is my one true love

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one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

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the one that got away

The person that you could've and should've ended up with but didn't, usually because of a series of poor choices on your end. You pine over them and wonder what could've been all the while stalking them through mutual friends and on facebook, becoming extremely jealous over anyone that looks twice at them. You try to express your regret but they usually won't believe you unless you do some sort of grand gesture. The one that got away is someone that you will forever regret. In other words Trevor Sharod White.

I should've treated Roddy better, he is definitely the one that got away!

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having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

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one word IM'er

An IM'er who is annoying because every response is one word.

Example 1
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."

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