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The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
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touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."
When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.
Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!
When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.
"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."
A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.
Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)
Madison Elle Beers are the most amazing people on earth, they're loving and supporting! They care a lot about their fans and they spend loads of time with them.. Sadly they date fucktards.
"Woah look at that perfect girl! She must be a Madison Elle Beer!!"
The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.
Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."
Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"