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When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.
egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...
!!!"
A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.
“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3
An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg
When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.
Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?
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a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.
human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass
that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.
Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.
Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!