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being a douchebag
When he was drunk he thought it was cool, but in reality he was just pissing on Wrigley.
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Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.
He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
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When something is pathetic and really annoying, so it really really pisses you off on a regular basis.
"everytime I get an email through my hotmail, it logs me off my MSN. Its a proper piss off!"
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piss bum is what happens when u go camping and you need to piss in the bush and u laugh and get it all over your pants instead.
it is also emma's nickname.
oi piss bum, i can't believe you piss bummed again!
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Synonym for New York definition of "word". Originated and only exists in Tiverton/ Newport Rhode Island. Definition best depicted through the "I-Hop Paradigm"
Person 1: I miss Connuh, he's my best friend!
Person 2: Well lets go pick him up and go on an ODBC
Person 1: I'm pissed!
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The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.
Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!
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Butthole rocket piss is a far more vulgar, yet more apt description for unusual bowel movement. Butthole rocket piss occurs when said piss explodes from ones butthole with the force of a small rocket.
I’ve had butthole rocket piss ever since I got back from Mexico bro I can’t go out tonight
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