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Sam: “number 2 horse is such a slagger”
The Horse:
Sam Free said “This guy is such a slagger”
they are one of the best people in the whole entire world. they are obviously swaggy🙄 and they deserve the whole world.
swaggy.__.sam is the best person ever!
the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15
boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
sam bradlee is the coolest hottest emo to ever exist. they're a sexy vampire and love MCR and WOOF WOOF WWOOF PURRRR PURR MEOWWW WOOF PURRRRRR
im fuckib in love with sam bradlee woof
some stupid short blonde gremlin goblin who partakes in illegal activities and really likes playing the guitar
Guy 1 (sam geytsman): Hey, wanna do something super duper illegal?
Guy 2: Aw you must be a sam geytsman. I bet you’re the first result when you look up Sam Geytsman on youtube
December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day