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In 1847, the United States invaded Mexico. This was the Mexican-American War. About it, Ulysses S. Grant said:"...I do not think there was ever a more wicked war than that waged by the United States on Mexico. I had a horror of the Mexican War, and I have always believed that it was on our part most unjust. The wickedness was not in the way our soldiers conducted it, but in the conduct of our government in declaring war. We had no claim on Mexico. Texas had no claim beyond the Nueces River, and yet we pushed on to the Rio Grande and crossed it. I am always ashamed of my country when I think of that invasion."
Here is a footnoted statement from Wikipedia:'A month before the end of the war, Polk was criticized in a United States House of Representatives amendment to a bill praising Major General Zachary Taylor for "a war unnecessarily and unconstitutionally begun by the President of the United States". This criticism, in which Congressman Abraham Lincoln played an important role with his Spot Resolutions, followed congressional scrutiny of the war's beginnings, including factual challenges to claims made by President Polk.' Footnotes: Congressional Globe, 30th Session (1848) pp.93-95
House Journal, 30th Session (1848) pp.183-184
As a member of the House of Representatives, Abraham Lincoln opposed the Mexican-American War.
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When two people are rubbing up and down in a vertical manner, chests touching while standing.
This can be done between any two people, regardless of sex. There is no horizontal movement, only vertical rubbing of the chest areas. Participants maybe clothed or not.
"Hes not even humping her. It's like mexican chest sex!"
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A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.
Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.
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When a dirty slut has multiple men ejaculate in her mouth in a single sexual experience, the slut must be able to not swollow until after the last seahorse has been evacuated from the final contestants testies.
Man, Sally is such a hot looking slut, we should get her drunk one night and give her a mexican fish bowl.
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A card game
The rules:
1. The black cards are Mexicans. Each card is worth a specific number of points.
2-10=self explanatory.
K, Q, J= 10 pts.
A= Drug packets.
2. Red cards are border patrol. They subtract from your score. same story applies for points.
3.Each player is dealt a hand of 5 cards. They have the opportunity to disctrd up to 4 cards in exchange for new ones from the deck.
4. Each player adds up their points/ drug packets.
5. Hands continue until one player has 100 mexicans and 10 drug packets.
"What are we going to do?"
"Let's play a wholesome game of Mexicans Over the Border!!!!1111!!!"
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an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar
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The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.
Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"
Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."
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