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November 17. Eat pant day
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'
'Hey it's Eat Pant day!'
'No way, let's eat pant and spread the word!'
*Eats pant*
Mattie Westbrouck said she was pantful once. The opposite of pantless. To be wearing pants.
A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to
"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"
Pantelys is a extraordinary person.With a huge penis and out of this world looks.Looking at him will result in falling immediately in love.
Wow!Look at them..They’re such a pantelys
Laughing so hard you pee yourself.
Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?
An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina
The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.
Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."