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A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Mother of Universe, what happened to you?
Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????
When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.
Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe
Not an actual school per se, it's:
A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.
Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?
Universal Payment as always.