A college where all the preppy white boys and girls from jersey attend. FDU is known for its sports and everyone acts and looks the same. FDU’s main sport is basketball and their are two campuses the Florham and Teaneck. Watch out for the food as it is gross.
Two Fairleigh Dickinson University students interacting
FDU student 1: This campus sucks and everyone is the same
FDU student 2: Why don’t you transfer to the other campus?
A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Mother of Universe, what happened to you?
Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.
Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.
oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????
When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.
Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe
Not an actual school per se, it's:
A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."