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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018


David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 2, 2022


David kralj 8

David is a white ass nigga with a blask ass. David very dangerous whan se David RUN!!!

David Kralj 8 is dejnđrs

by Davide sa brega November 21, 2021


David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.

Gus loves David Mendez very much.

by Gustave May 17, 2019


David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023


David Gifford

One with no male reproductive organ. Cannot compare to Daniel. Has a she-bat for a mother. Is best friends with the russian lady from cvs. But what really defines david is his lack of defintionalityeness. To define david would mean to define eveything and nothing. Which apparantly i just have :(.

David Gifford is:ugry, for ree, asian, hwilo, halo, cod 4, mw2, black hops, giffy, teh gifford, le gifford, teh giffordor--or-er-esness.

by Imiinte May 12, 2011


David Mc Evoy

A person who can cook good food.

"Remember Christmas dinner "
"Yeah!! That was totally david mc evoy "
"Yeah bro....... pass that blunt"

by Coolrunner64 October 2, 2016