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An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
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A funny way of saying 'what's up'.
Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.
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To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.
"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."
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look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep
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Only the greatest of meme viewers. Decides, only using deductive reasoning, that the greatest of all memes, such as Harambe, "covfefe" and Hitler / Anti-Semitic memes, are to his / her liking. One only views these on true websites made for memes, or as they call it, "memesites". These so-called "memesites" include Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat.
"Hey boy, why are you trespassing on my property?" "I'm a 12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur. You shan't talk to me in that manner" "I am very sorry sir, I did not know."
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The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
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to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage
When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.
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