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April 20th is national “show your boyfriend your boobs” day
BF - “show me your boobs!”
Gf- “why??”
BF- “look at the day!”
Gf- “April 20th?? Fine!”
national send soapy titty pics day
"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"
Mushroom Fettuccine, please...
You gave your bitch Kraft Mac & Cheese for her April 3 Birthday & she broke up with you?! Dawg you gotta step up yo game—Mushroom Fettuccini, please.... And cook it next time, bitch!
National sexy ginger appreciation day. Give food and money to a sexy ginger you know.
Omg it’s April 3! i have to go give things to that sexy ginger, emily.