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This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
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(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"
To die while performing the act of Restrepo, death is caused by fractured skull, spinal injuries, internal bleeding, anal ripping/ bleed outs.
The cops asked me what had happened to my girlfriend, i told them she had died when i was having sex with her. I started out by Cavemaning that hoe into a restrepo and when i looked she was dead. so death by restrepo i told the cop.
any tv show on nickelodeon after icarly ended.
greg: wanna watch nick?
jorge: no, anything on nick after icarly ended is societal death.