Dick Biting

1. When one human bites another on the penis, generally unintentionally during the act of oral sex.

2. When a vampire makes another being into a vampire by biting him on the penis.

"Dude, my dick hurts"
"Gotcha, did you get a bad blowjob?"
"Naw dude, look I can see two small holes!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE A VAMPIRE ENGAGED IN THE ACT OF DICK BITING AND YOU WERE THE VICTIM, THAT BLOWS!"

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Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

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dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

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dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

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black dick

poo, shit, crap, turd, feces, excrement

Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: To look for black dick!

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GAK DICK

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON THE BENDER TRAIN AND EATEN 20 BARNSEYS A GRAM OF DIPPY AND 8 BALL OF RAK FINALLY PICK UP A SMOKIE AFTER CHASING THE DRAGON ALL DAY THEN WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING YOUR PENIS DOESN'T CO-OPERATE.

THE OTHER FRIDAY I JUMPED ON THE BENDER TRAIN WAS ON IT ALL WEEKEND CHASING THE DRAGON SPENT MY WHOLE PAY ON GEAR FINALLY PICKED UP A SMOKIE DOWN AT THE SURF CLUB TOOK HER HOME GOT MY PENIS OUT AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID WHAT IS THAT AND I WAS LIKE ARRRRRRRRH "GAK DICK" BABY

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Lip Dick

When a female is giving you head and the lipstick she is wearing smears all over your dick

Last night that ho Amanda gave me a lip dick

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