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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.

Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."

by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010

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You can't have your pussy and eat it too

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

by Russessabagina December 15, 2009

82๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

by The Cake. July 20, 2011

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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

by "Underpants kid" April 10, 2020


when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF

the process of eating booty and getting fool from it

guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea

by Cash_Carter June 3, 2021


that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017

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Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !

Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

by Doogie Robertson November 1, 2006

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