Random
Source Code
Random
This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.
7👍 2👎
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
24👍 11👎
person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
17👍 5👎
When your feline friend sadly passes and is deceased, it will come back to life from the grave (or wherever you’d put it’s body) and be called “Death Cat”
“AHH! Your Death Cat is disgusting!” - Some Guy Off The Street
A person who speaks about death frequently and wants to die.
-Me:"I want to die"
-Friend- Your so deathative
people so good at killing they can make people commit suicide, even high esteem people and make them low esteem and insecure, its no limit to this, no matter how great a person is, they will eat away at a person all their lives , several years, decades however long it takes. and they do it this way to evade criminal charges so they wont go to prison. in fact they may have huge groups with it, press people to use all kinds of illegal drugs, and even mock them and push them to take psych drugs and they need therapy and ruin every part of their life and make sure no one dates this person. too insane for me but someone has to post this. a god who cant be killed. thats me. feel free to edit that last part about me out if you need to.
this lethal person is so deadly at their game, they are a death artist. now thats a death artist. now thats a death artist if i ever saw one. use all three sentence types.
The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction
There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.