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A person with a very large/fat upper body and a very small lower body . Everything pours out the top of their pants. Similar to a muffin top but much bigger.
Did you see the ice cream cone on that broad?
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the best recipe ever....
2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???
No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
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Swallot a hole stick of butter, then take a sharp ice-icle, and slowly sit on it. it will go so far up your asshole it will pop your stomach open and you're shit out the whole butter stick
Oh...I shat myself on a butter ice-cile
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The act of taking a dump in the partners mouth and Ejaculating on the Feces and making the partner devour it.
"Dude, i just gave a girlfriend a Dutch Ice Cream Cone"
Friend "How was it"
"She said it was to corny"
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Expanding on the term fanny bandit, the term "Ice Skating Fanny Bandit" was coined during a glorious facebook comment war. The term itself implies a gratuitous amount of homosexuality and a general sense of unmanliness towards the recipient. The term is also very versatile in the fact that it contains a small sense of sophistication and lacks more vulgar terms compared to other similar insults such as queer, ass pirate, and cock lover.
Alex: "That Ed kid is such an ice skating fanny bandit for not going to the game with us."
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A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.
We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"
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First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.
6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
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