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when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason
“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”
* pours beer on their junk*
Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.
Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.
John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.
Similar to prescription pants . Worn by people that go to clubs because they suck.
If you wear v pants you are most likely a douche.
When someone looks gorgeous all the time, but becomes sexy in the pants they are currently wearing.
Dang babe, you’re gorgeous mcsexy pants in those jeans
When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.
Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...