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Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
She wishes she was John gonzales hot
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a food place where you get the good shit
JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!
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A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.
1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
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Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights
The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.
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The most amazing person in the whole wide world. He is such a smart, intelligent, and knowledgable person.
Oh, boy, John Henry is back at it walking with his robot car.
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He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.
Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right
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A comical fall on ice, resulting in the victim slipping and sliding around, trying to maintain his balance, before hurdling towards the floor and injuring his ribs and chin.
Holy shit! That guy just John Devereux'd
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