a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around
yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour
Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.
I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..
1. A Quick nut.
2. A dude that Cums quick.
aka Two Hump Chump
You know that nigga jerome right?
Ya, Why?
Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.
A term meaning crazy or wild generally in a positive implication.
Friend #1 - I just found buried treasure worth over 40 million dollars!
Friend #2 - Woah dude, that’s grizz as nuts!
1. When a hot piece of ass walks by, and your brain busts a nut
2. When someone mind fucks you with a concept, mathematical equation or riddle
1. Dude, checked that chick out, I just busted a brain nut
2. <hears concept> Whoa! Brain nut!
Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.
Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.
The fear of premature ejaculation.
Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.