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monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 29, 2023


Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021


Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 02, 2011


Grizz as nuts

A term meaning crazy or wild generally in a positive implication.

Friend #1 - I just found buried treasure worth over 40 million dollars!
Friend #2 - Woah dude, that’s grizz as nuts!

by 𒅒 March 07, 2023


Brain Nut

1. When a hot piece of ass walks by, and your brain busts a nut

2. When someone mind fucks you with a concept, mathematical equation or riddle

1. Dude, checked that chick out, I just busted a brain nut

2. <hears concept> Whoa! Brain nut!

by The Busa November 03, 2018


lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.

Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.

by Nicothebear September 13, 2018


nut anxiety

The fear of premature ejaculation.

Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.

by bAdJuJu18 December 28, 2021