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A funny way of saying 'what's up'.
Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.
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To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.
"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."
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look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep
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Only the greatest of meme viewers. Decides, only using deductive reasoning, that the greatest of all memes, such as Harambe, "covfefe" and Hitler / Anti-Semitic memes, are to his / her liking. One only views these on true websites made for memes, or as they call it, "memesites". These so-called "memesites" include Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat.
"Hey boy, why are you trespassing on my property?" "I'm a 12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur. You shan't talk to me in that manner" "I am very sorry sir, I did not know."
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The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
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to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage
When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.
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arising at club or similar scene
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
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