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the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.
you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry
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On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”
The action of sweating profusely to the point where you’re dripping more than a wet hen
She was wetter than a wet hen, till the cows come home.
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Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.
Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea
That chick just wouldn't shut up.
yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete
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It means when a girl is turned on by somthing and it makes her "wet"(produce a natural lubracation from her vagina ready for sexual intercourse)
katie: i love it when they wink like that!
Peter: Whatever wets your harbour...
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The movie that defines Jew Camp !!!
Everything is correct in every detail except i would have to say that the heroin took it a little too far...
Most characters in this movie also appeared in Office Space.
McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: Ok.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.
-Wet Hot American Summer, a scene to remember
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Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
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