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multiple chunks of fecal matters soaked in teriyaki sauce. Usually from indian men, held together by a small wooden stick, that has been used as a buttplug.
barbeque at my house tonight!
what are you cookin?
POOP KABOBS!
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When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.
Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.
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a person who takes care of themselves very poorly and shows it.
Hey brittany, that person over ther in the wrinkly shirt with the frizzy hair is SO poop juicing.
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When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.
I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!
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When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.
(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)
P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"
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When your poop comes out very easily, quickly, and cleanly; so clean you don't even have to wipe. Usually a surprisingly large amount. So efficient that you feel that you are part bionic. It is as if you are a robot and pressed the "eject" button on your waste receptacle.
terminator turd bionic butthole fast feces
-"Wow, that was fast. I thought you had to drop a deuce."
-"Yeah, it was a robot poop."
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A lumpy, impish creature that watches you while you poop with its angry frown. Known to make quite akward, if eye contact is made, uncontrollable shitting will follow until contact is broken by the troll.
"Dude!! You were in there forever!!!"
"I know... the Poop Troll got me"
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