poop kabob

multiple chunks of fecal matters soaked in teriyaki sauce. Usually from indian men, held together by a small wooden stick, that has been used as a buttplug.

barbeque at my house tonight!

what are you cookin?

POOP KABOBS!

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Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.

Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.

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poop juicin

a person who takes care of themselves very poorly and shows it.

Hey brittany, that person over ther in the wrinkly shirt with the frizzy hair is SO poop juicing.

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Survivor Poop

When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.

I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!

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poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

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robot poop

When your poop comes out very easily, quickly, and cleanly; so clean you don't even have to wipe. Usually a surprisingly large amount. So efficient that you feel that you are part bionic. It is as if you are a robot and pressed the "eject" button on your waste receptacle.

terminator turd bionic butthole fast feces

-"Wow, that was fast. I thought you had to drop a deuce."

-"Yeah, it was a robot poop."

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Poop swapping

The act of two male partners performing anal sex to each other then proceeding to sword fight.

Those damn poop swappers made a mess all over my rug!

I was sick when I saw those fagots poop swapping in the locker room after the game. ... until I joined in.

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