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The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.
Good morning Dad
Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now
where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk
A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.
It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle
He's a jalapeño dad.
A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
Rich Dad Whore
Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather
You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.