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Move like a shit house rat

To move very quickly if some thing is done wrong or just generally.

Did you see them then?! They move like a shit house rat'

by scouselad August 11, 2010

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Drop the Obamas off at the White House

Taking a dump. A mighty powerful dump indeed.

Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.

by PlannedAnxiety52 July 30, 2011

94๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat her out of house and home

Eat her out till shes bleeding

haha

by NIG-NOG July 29, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


โ€œLetโ€™s put a convicted felon into the White House!โ€

โ€œLetโ€™s put a convicted felon into the White House!โ€ This should be the new motto of the โ€œLaw and Order Republican Partyโ€ that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

โ€œThe Law and Order Party.โ€

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be โ€œpolitical scavengersโ€ should Trump โ€œfall out of the skyโ€ in which he is currently flying โ€” apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

โ€œLetโ€™s put a convicted felon into the White House!โ€

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

230๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .

I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967

by mobinga July 30, 2011

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The Waffle House has found it's new host.

A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.

He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.

by Wordinternet January 14, 2023

79๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


do you have stairs in your house

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.

"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."

by Anonymous nongoon October 31, 2006

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