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When you plan a party and a LOT people say they'll come, but then they "flake" on you at the last second and say they can't come. Party Dandruff only occurs when you have several people flake on you not <5, but >10
a: 100 people confirmed they were coming to my birthday party on Facebook!
b: I hate when people flake on me!
a: I know! So many people flaked on my party and now I have party dandruff
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A finger nail that's generally longer than any other nail used specifically for snorting cocaine.
Did you see that dude's party nail? We should get some blowcaine from him.
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Smarties are a kind of candy, chocolate with candy coating. They're round and come in a multitude of colours. Party-smarties are ecstacy pills. They're also round and come in a multitude of colours. And they're good for parties. Did I mention they were round?.... But I have seen triangular ones before....
We just need to stop and pick up some party-smarties on our way to dinner with your mother.
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a party foul is when you screw up at a party.
note: The band Yellowcard gets its name from party fouling. You get a 'yellowcard' like in soccer if you party foul.
-Spilling a drink on your very expensive Brand new chinese rug.
-Getting too drunk and upchucking on your very expensive brand new Chinese rug.
-Killing the host's dog.
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A roulette party is a type of swingers party in which groups of individuals place their keys in a bowl and draw them out to see which person they will have sex with. What makes it different from regular key parties is that one person has AIDS
I got AIDS from a roulette party
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A young female who enjoys the pleasure of spending numerous nights a week drinking at fraternities and ends up at the end of the night in duct taped in a dumpster.
Police found a young female in a dumpster with her mouth duct taped. She was known, as a party girl.
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A party where girls guzzle so much alcohol they get sent to the emergency room, guys are champs at beer pong, and red bull trucks pull up outside of people's houses just for their house party. People have been known to drown because of the mixing of alcohol and Percy Priest lake at Nashville parties. If you can get a ride from your buddy, definitely head to one and have a sick ass time with all of the Nashville fuckers you know and love(or don't love.) Let's get shitty!
Jacob: "Damn, I can't even remember what happened last night, but I know it involved six naked girls, a pool, and a cross-blunt."
Austin: "Dude. You go to some Nashville party?"
Jacob: "HELL yeah!"
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