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This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA
person 2: pluh
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The group of Americans that are so afraid of COVID 19 that they refuse to take it seriously thereby condemning themselves to the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member said they didn't trust the doctor when the doctor told them to get a vaccine, but they trusted the doctor just fine to stick a tube down their throat.
Originated in early 1990's San Francisco Bay Area to describe the horrifyingly intense odor present in some people's houses, or the intense odor that's ever present on some people's clothes if they live in tight quarters such as boats without adequate ventilation.
10 years later after inventing the word it was confirmed that this odor is actually the smell of a heavily mold/mildew infested dwelling. The original usage of the word turned out to be accurate as it is known that breathing mold and mildew is toxic to humans.
"Josh's house smells like a death wretch!"
"Ed's clothes smell like death wretch!"
One without a name who will allow kharma to be applied eternally in rare cases of purposeful cruel action and incurable hostile behaviors both real, imagined, and intended in all future incarnations on Earth and it's eventual future existences by all names from all languages in perpetuity.
I made choices so awful I need permission to die from Permanent Death{R}©.