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michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021


michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021


Michael

A bellybutton.

Random guy: hey, is that a bellybutton?
Me: thats no ordinary bellybutton, thats Michael.

by Yolomymum November 24, 2021


michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.

person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay

by coochieflaps February 16, 2024


michael

The worst name for a boy, meaning dickhead and is a pornstar

Girl: did u see Michael on the hub such a dickhead that's why he's so cool and my idol

by Dushekcofj November 15, 2021


michael

A Bitch

omg your is such a michael

by 27krell November 22, 2021


Michael

The sexy's man alive. All girls and boys love him.aqa1aA~

Michael is so cute

by Chris's best friend April 11, 2022