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When during a funky disco song, or any song for that matter, the bassist makes a really provocotive sliding noise.
Doot Da Doot Doot Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew (Black Guy Slide).
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An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
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1. A situation where an episode of Family Guy discussed a few days prior appears on the television.
2. When talking about Family Guy, watching it a few days later to find that it is the episode you had previously referenced.
Rebecca: "Hey, you remember when I referenced the Family Guy episode the other day where Brian makes Stewie slam his head on the windshield."
Matt: "Yeah, what about it?"
Rebecca: "That episode is on right now. I totally had Family Guy intuition."
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A fat guy with ripped arms. Usually only good at upper body workouts like Bench Press, Skull Crushers, and Curls.
Used to be the prime contenders in heavyweight UFC but have been replaced by lean guys like Frank Mir and tanks like Brock Lesnar.
Usually these are older guys with 67' muscle cars.
Me: I saw this dude at the gym today repping 275.
Friend: Damn that dude must of been ripped.
Me: Nah it was a fat guy with 22s.
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A movie that is like girls gone wild but it has men taking thier clothes off.
Matt Lee loves watching guys gone wild.
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An affliction that usually develops in males during their early twenties, preventing them from getting some. Virgins are particularly susceptible. Common symptoms include:
- nice, friendly personality
- lower than average self-confidence
- frequent high-fives with females
- socially awkward
- perpetually single
- has numerous friends that are girls
- often seen wearing plaids
- hugs women using the A-Frame technique
Dan suffers from nice guy syndrome.
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That one shirt that every guy has that they wear for any semi-formal occasion, such as a job interview or dinner at someone's house.
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