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The biggest MILF fucker known to man, this guy is the realest gangsta to ever live. He goes to the gym and fucks mad bitches with his astronomical cock size that is only obtainable by Sam's. Sam doesn't take shit but shits in others mouths.
Man I wish I was more like Sam.
He a real nigga
Omg he just shot up o block he’s definitely a Sam
Corjugate Morjugate
“Did Sam remember to corjugate morjugate?”
“Of course, and don’t be redundant.”
(Make)Sam is a handsome guy with beautiful eyes who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. If you happen to run into a comforting Sam, don’t let him go and make sure you become best friends with him. You might not get to see a Sam like him again.
Doris: who is that guy who is sitting with that lonely person?
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
(Make)Sam is a handsome guy who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam will help you out even when you don’t ask him to. He has a very handsome smile that makes you return his smile. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. Don’t let a Sam go because you would love to have him as a best friend or more. You might not meet another guy like Sam.
Doris: who is that guy who is being so friendly to that lonely person?
Joel: oh, that’s Sam, he’s very kind
Doris: he seems like a good friend!
Sam goes perfect with any Ronni. They’re the cutest thing ever. No matter how weird Sam acts towards other boys, Ronni always gets there first.
Person 1: Have you seen Sam and Ronni?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: They’re cutest thing ever!!
That one kid that always jiggles. He goes around jiggling up and down for the girls
Sam is literally jiggling so hard right now