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When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.
What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.
Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.
A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl
“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”
Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.
What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.
A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.
Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.