the bird

a police helicopter

you know shit hit the fan when they called in the bird

The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.

1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin

That one guy from aquantance person

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin commin' at ya in a sizzling hot Sunday afternoon

feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.

Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.

low bird shooter

A low bird shooter is a low-down snitch who cannot be trusted to do anything.

A "low bird shooter" cannot be trusted and anyone in their family is not to be trusted.

Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.

Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.

bird rage

The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.

I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.