Ur brother mother

The most powerful response to anything and should never be used. If used the sun will engulf the solar system and destroy god himself

Billy: you know what ur granny tranny
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

ur pal a gal

the insult you use to not insult the person told, but to insult their closest of friends, and indirectly injure their feelings.

Target: ur mom gay
You: I'll do it
Target: Do it
You: ur pal a gal
Target: Social life gets consumed by void

UR MUDDER

ur mudder is dmitry/dis-man-pee/dis-meat-tree/treasure chest nerd

ur mudder is known to be fast

Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.

Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

Ur sisters a mister

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny! Makes Jupiter explode!

Pete: Ur granny tranny
Alex: Ur sisters a mister
Jupiter *explodes*