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This is basically someone that you know will say go with you to prom if you ask them. This has to be a person that you can relatively stand for a full night, or else can stand to stand next while taking pictures and then ditch him/her for the rest of the night and hang out with that person that you actually wanted to come with. This has to be a person that you know no one else will want to ask, so they are definately available.
Steve is my back-up, back-up prom date, so I know that I am guaranteed to be going with someone.
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A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.
To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.
Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.
Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8
Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.
Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .
Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.
A prom carnation is when a man receives a blow job and or pulls out ejaculating on a girls dress or blouse leavinga prom carnation.
Becky was blowing me but made me pull out so I left her a little prom carnation on her shirt.
Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.
Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.
When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.
Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."
As a form of destiny or fate, a Prom Fate is when you're going to prom with your prom date, then, before the end of the night, he/she either friend-zones or breaks up with you.
I met my Prom Fate last night, man. I miss her so much already.