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the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669
“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”
A girl who displays whorish behavior.
Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!
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weed that is crossed with a blueberry plant by Cell Spicing.
Damn this blueberry yum yum Taste so gooooood! Thank god for the nigga that put it in my hood!
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A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
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The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)
My lunch break ends in ten minutes, still have time for a blueberry cream cake.
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A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?
Daddy: Everyone packed?
Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!
EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?
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when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum
I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night