angry snail

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.

Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail

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Snail Trail

A trail of pussy goo that is transferred to the thighs of your pants whilst recieving a lap dance.

Oh shit! Brooke's gonna know I went to the strip bar, my freakin pants have snail trails!

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Snail Trail

Immeditately following ejaculation; dragging your penis across your partners back leaving a fresh, slimy, and glistening trail. Not unlike that left by a snail on the sidewalk.

"I saw a homeless guy passed out on a park bench, so I left a Snail Trail on his back, and took his sandwich."

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Snail Trail

A man who has a thin strip of hair from his belly-button to his pubic region. Also known as treasure trail, or highway to heaven.

Oh my god, did you see the snail trail on him?

I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!

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Snail-bag

A female tea-bag.

Mary snail-bagged Mike.

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Snail trail

A wet, mucousy streak left in a womens underwear after a hot sweaty day (the stage before it turns to panty crust)

Val had a nasty snail trail in her panties today....hahaha

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butt snails

A made up disease to be used for excuses like missing school, or not wanting to be raped in the ass.

Bend Over!

I wouldn't rape me if I were you, I have butt snails.

Dude, that's sick.

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